I'm Trippin Balls
Tuesday 10 March 2009
Here is your website on an iPod touch.
-Jash
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Drama?
Sunday 25 January 2009
I needed to be to school in 15 and was going to miss the bus and have to run super fucking fast to make it on time. So I ran and while I did the most amazing shit happened, I met up with Agent Smith who was my partner in a top secret Government Agency, and we had to get some guy to safety out of the bathroom in the subway station to the train and out of town.
I told him to just hold my arm and pretend we were a gay couple and some chick bad mouthed me so I told her off to make us seem more realistic. We got to the bottom of the stairs when a huge ship(which looked almost like the Highwind from ff7 Advent Children) came flying buy and smith jumped on it to distract them from us down bellow. some choppers showed up to help but were taken out by four ninjas who came to kill the man I was protecting.
Some how the shipped that crashed was instantly repaired and we jumped on it with Smith. After getting the safely away I had to get to school, now I was uber late. As I ran from street to street I realized I was lost I eventually came out on yonge near my place, all was for not for I was still far away from school.
I ran faster and faster till I ended up running through peoples yards so I new I was definitely in the wrong place again, some guy offered me a drive cause as I went to knock on his door to get directions him and his family pulled in. I refused because I didn't want to bother a stranger so I ran and ran again, it was now super dark and I had to dodge a million sprinklers, I probably could have taken a different route but I was up for the challenge...
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Sometimes I love my job.
Monday 15 December 2008
E-mail support really lets some people unleash the beast.
None of my domains are up for renewal you god damn mother fucking bitch. Get you facts straight before I serious slit you godamn lying mouth with my fist.
I have had enough of your companys incondsideration and mistreatment of my accounts and all of the whores and faggots you employ to decieve your customers.
If I could find out where you were I would retaliate tooth for tooth as you have fucked me too many times with you lies and theft. You should be fucking shot in the chest 11.001 times and left for the buzzards.
you are a bunch of god damn inconsidATE THIEVES.
I have had enough of your companys incondsideration and mistreatment of my accounts and all of the whores and faggots you employ to decieve your customers.
If I could find out where you were I would retaliate tooth for tooth as you have fucked me too many times with you lies and theft. You should be fucking shot in the chest 11.001 times and left for the buzzards.
you are a bunch of god damn inconsidATE THIEVES.
Eleven and one one-thousandth shots to the chest.
#117 / 119
Wat?
Hey at least that was through E-mail.I once had a guy accuse me on the phone of giving his girlfriend cancer.
[ Jash ]
Important news for Canadians!
Wednesday 26 November 2008
Cafepress has opened up a Canadian outlet!
This means that the prices of shirts and more importantly the ridiculous price of shipping are reduced!
I frigging checked, a pile of shirts will ship for like $7! That is nothing!
There has never been a better time to buy cheaply produced printed shirts from the internet!
I suppose I should really put together some Dead or Worse merch now.
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Further Adventures in Customer Service
Wednesday 12 November 2008
Hello,
My name is Emile and I am from Prince Edward Island, Canada. Recently I purchased some regular Old Dutch chips that were unsatisfactory. This is actually the first bad bag of chips I have had from Old Dutch. I normally don't write, but I have to in this case. The chips that I had purchased were almost completely over cooked. There were only a few that were able to be eaten. I just wanted to voice by displeasure. Thank you.
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